Warm Beer

A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to shut up and just drink his beer. Then it is time to pay and instead of giving three $1 dollar bills to the bartender the guy throws 30 dimes behind the counter. The bartender is pissed and is on his hands and knees collecting change as the guy leaves. The next day the man is back and he comes in waiving a $3 dollar bill. The bartender thinks: "okay, business is business " and lets him in. Again, the beer is kind of warm, but the guy doesn't say anything. Comes time to pay, the man gives him the $5 note. The bartender goes to the register to get the change, but instead of taking out two $1 dollar bills, he takes out 20 dimes and throws them all around the entire pub. The bartender says: " there is your fu*king change!" The man looks around and remains quite calm. He takes out 10 dimes, throws them behind the counter and says: "Gimme another beer! "

But still i want to believe u............................

read a scrap today,copied from a friend's profile.he who was my anchor in bad times,had written to his brother-believe me She is not what her pics says...(read I am not pretty as my pictures).did I get hurt?well a part of me did.a part doesnt care.I cant change the way I look,I may not be ravishing beauty queen but I am okay,I like myself,I love myself.finally I do.I never did before but now I do.
but it is sad,isnt it?how a gal is forced to go through the pains of braces,gymnasium n all where a guy can be ugly as sin but Hey!!if hes in a good job thats all people will see,but not the same with the gals.okay now I am crying...so gotta go.maybe I am tired of people coveting beauty.I am tired of listening its important.I know it is.but I am tired.
That stupid orkut fortune was right--my dearest wish did came true.n I am shaken again.But now everything is different,everything is clear,I have got a clean slate.a lot of work ahead.

lot

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I will stand strong.coz someone needs me.


"...the whole world wants me to leave you,

But I still want to believe you...."

~lines from my own poem~

How Life Changes

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...As I was passing the elephants, I suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from their bonds but for some reason, they did not.
I saw a trainer near by and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.
"Well," he said, "when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age,it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free."
I was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where they were.
Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that "we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before?"

Girl & Boy At a "ATM"

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.


1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away


How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM


1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake


WHOES THAT GIRL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

it's all about money Honey

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how r u??????????????
want to know about money


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go now


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have a hard work a head...............................//////??????????????????????????????

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Having developed in China between 3,000 and 4,000 years ago, Go (called Wei Ch'i in China and Baduk in Korea) contends with backgammon for the right to be called the oldest game still played in its original form. Today it is played by millions in Asia and thousands elsewhere.
Having developed in China between 3,000 and 4,000 years ago, Go (called Wei Ch'i in China and Baduk in Korea) contends with backgammon for the right to be called the oldest game still played in its original form. Today it is played by millions in Asia and thousands elsewhere.






Having developed in China between 3,000 and 4,000 years ago, Go (called Wei Ch'i in China and Baduk in Korea) contends with backgammon for the right to be called the oldest game still played in its original form. Today it is played by millions in Asia and thousands elsewhere.


for u

bye


have a great day a head


Thank u.............................

nothing is permanent

nothing is permanent



























so how can this be permanent so just think..................................